Jared the Fool

From UTRPG

[edit] Background

Jared is the most despondent Bandit in the land. Cringing, whining, moaning, forever fishing for compliments and unable to maintain basic hygiene, he's an outright liability in every respect except two: he's a natural follower and a damnably sneaky bowman. On second thought, gullibility, loyalty and deadly marksmanship are likely another, compound, horrible liability to be concerned about.

[edit] Quotes

"Yes Mister Ghost-Boss-Sir-Mame-Sir..."

The Eel "Where was this cave the bandits lead you to?"
Arianna "Was it, perhaps, a cave...In Your Mind?"
Jared "Well, sure, but why would a cave in my mind be full of Blind Moon Bandits saying they were in the pay of The Eel?"

"G-G-G-G-Ghosts!"